Things Boy's Say...

Ty (5yrs): I really got bit by a spider before.

Tucker (4yrs): Then how come you didn't turn into Spiderman?

Ty: I guess it was the wrong spider.
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Jarett (3yrs): Daddy, you know what my whoosh (wish)?

Scott: What do you whoosh?

Jarett: My whoosh I was you.

Scott: How come?

Jarett: 'Cause then I could sweep (sleep) with my Mama and have your cell phone.
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Mindi: I talked to Santa Claus last night and he said you guys better start cleaning your playroom better if you want new toys.

Ty (5yrs): Did he call you on his cell phone or did he just use a seashell?
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Mindi: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Ty (5yrs): Star Wars Storm Trooper - Captain Rex or a Football Player

Tucker (4yrs): Optimus Prime Transformer or Marion Barber

Jarett (3 yrs): Tony Romo